SITUATIONAL COMEDY by Benjamin King
Do you know that I masturbate while you sleep?
Mostly imagination wanks because the girls in the magazines are sluts or I'm going to tell you this even though you'll laugh but I don't want to take advantage of them.
Most of the time I think about you.
I kept a tally one month and you were three to one over women I've seen around or invented.
Okay one time I put your tits on a German girl but if I could fuck anyone in the world without consequences it would still be you.