SITUATIONAL COMEDY by Benjamin King
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Do you know that I masturbate while you sleep? Mostly imagination wanks because the girls in the magazines are sluts or I'm going to tell you this even though you'll laugh but I don't want to take advantage of them. Most of the time I think about you. I kept a tally one month and you were three to one over women I've seen around or invented. Okay one time I put your tits on a German girl but if I could fuck anyone in the world without consequences it would still be you. |